My Daily Routine (Aachu)

1. The ghost of fortune-taker plows

 (Bhoot ki kahani funny)

 This bhoot ki kahani is full of fun !!!

 A Mohan wrestler lived away from the village.  He had more than fifty buffalo.  He used to look after the buffalo all day and drank the milk he got from it.  That was the routine of that wrestler.  He had become so powerful by drinking and drinking milk, that he had no harm.  He carried a fifty-kilogram iron stick with him.  When necessary, he used to fight with the same pole.  For some time he used to come that way - he used to ask the people, where will I get married?

 Where will I get married?

 On this, people could not give him any answer, and he beat them up.

 Once upon a time, a Brahmin and a barber (hajām) were going down that road to perform a marriage ceremony.  Mohan got a wrestler on the way, like the others, the wrestler started asking him, where will my marriage be?  Both were in a frightened state.  He knew that if he did not answer, this wrestler would beat him.  To this, the barber put a tip and by showing away the palm tree, he said that your marriage will be there.  Mohan wrestler was very happy, he handed over the five buffaloes to both of them.

 Where do you take all this?

 Now I went to get my in-laws for the sake.

 What did Mohan wrestler do?

 Mohan wrestler reached there targeting that palm tree.  There was a hut, a woman and a child inside it.  After going there, the wrestler attended, the woman did not understand who it was.  But thought he would know my husband, so he placed him in the guest room and gave him a lota bucket to wash his hands and feet.  When the woman's husband comes, he finds the man there and is surprised who it is?  When he asks his wife, she says, "Don't know who this is?"  I was thinking that it would be familiar to you and it is a mischief like you, it has slapped me.

 When the boy was crying, why did Mara make the boy cry?

 On hearing this, her husband became angry and went to the man and said, "How did you kill my wife?"  Saying this, he started quarreling with her.  Mohan was a wrestler, he could not tolerate this disgrace.  He raised his iron stick and put it on one head.  That man died the same.  His wife started saying that now my husband was a support, he too has died, now half the life will be with you.

 Both started living in the house, it would have been six-seven days, and the ration water in the house started running out.

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 Then the woman said that you will earn something or you will die hungry like this?  How will life go without earning?  Mohan wrestler did not know anything except drinking milk of buffaloes.

 He asked the woman, what is that?

 Tell ?

 The woman told him to go to Raj Mahal and ask the king for land for some farming.

 On which they will grow their grain by farming.

 The wrestler took his pole in his hand and walked towards the Raj Mahal.  Raj must have been away from the palace so much that when people saw him coming towards him, everyone started trembling there in fear.  He coming here will kill Ekadh, the king immediately sent his scribe to him to inquire the reason for his arrival.  Munshi Mohan went to the wrestler and asked the reason for his coming here.  On this Mohan told that he has come to demand some land from the king for farming.  Munshi said, "You stay the same, I come by telling the king".

 The scribe approaches the king and gives a reason for his arrival.

 On this, the king orders Munshi, give him as much land and where he is asking.

 Ghost story

 The scribe immediately goes to the Mohan wrestler and cleverly gives him a land that was barren near the crematorium.  Before plowing on that land, Mohan wrestler thinks that this peepal tree coming in the field, due to which our crop will be reduced.  Thinking to remove it from his field, he struck an iron rod on a peepal tree, out of which one hundred and fifty ghosts came down and started fighting with Mohan wrestler.

 Mohan wrestler started to face those hundred and fifty ghosts.

 The hand of a ghost was broken, the head was broken, the leg was broken, everyone stood on the line and started apologizing.  He asked the reason for removing the peepal tree.  To which the wrestler clearly stated that this is coming to my field, so I will remove it from here.

 Then what did the ghosts do?

 The ghosts told Mohan that we will send ration to your house equal to all the produce from this farm, but don't break this tree, this is our house.  And we have been living here for many years.  Mohan was a powerful wrestler, and powerful people always pity him.  So he accepted the ghosts and went home.  Now the ghosts stored six months ration at Mohan Pehalwan's house.  Mohan Ash - started living life of pleasure.

 The ghosts found the deal too expensive, they were diluted by the task.

 One day later, the master of ghosts reached there and asked him the reason for getting them all lean, then all the ghosts told that there is a wrestler, all our time goes in doing all this work to earn his living and give him ration.  We are getting thinner.  Guru ji felt bad about this and to get revenge he disguised as a cat and went to the wrestler's house.  The cat used to drink milk every day at the wrestler's house, he was very upset.  Today, the wrestler was standing in the cover of the door with a stick to teach a lesson.  The master of ghosts disguised as a cat from outside had seen the wrestler hiding behind the door, and was betting when to be attacked by his eye.

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 Here Mohan wrestler was also claiming that when the cat enters the house and it should be attacked.  But the cat was not coming in for a long time, Mohan slowly retreated and hid near the stove.  When the cat came, Mohan was in a state of alert whatever he tried to attack Mohan suddenly.  He put a stick on the cat's waist.

 Now all the bones of the ghost of Guru Ji's sweat were broken.

 Guru ji came in his ghost form and apologized to the wrestler, Mohan wrestler asked that guru, instead of leaving, what would be your punishment?  Guru ji himself accepted that the amount of ration that comes to your house will be doubled, so Mohan left it to Guruji.  Guruji reached the house of his disciples and told the whole incident, now the ration has to be doubled, on which all his disciples were beheaded.

 One was already lean, now and this trouble.